Bacon. Cheese. Freedom. Repeat.

Introducing the most unnecessarily American sticker to ever grace a surface — the 5.5" Bacon Cheeseburger Decal. Two glazed donuts acting like buns. Enough bacon to cause a bald eagle to shed a tear. A slice of cheese so yellow it probably votes red. And yes, that’s a tank, jets, and a god-blessed eagle in the background.

Perfect for your:
Truck
Tool box
Gym flask
Laptop (if you’re brave)
Ex’s bathroom mirror

Product Specs:
5.5 inches of unapologetic cholesterol-inspired patriotism

Printed on thick, durable, high-opacity vinyl
Easy, bubble-free application (unless you’re blindfolded)
Covers up commie stickers like a champ
Clean the surface first unless you live in a barn
Warning: May cause cravings, spontaneous Pledge of Allegiance recitals, or the urge to grill shirtless while holding a firearm.

Apply with pride. Because this ain’t just a sticker — it’s a lifestyle.
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